potterish:

"Harry sat down on his bed and grabbed Errol’s package, ripped off the brown paper, and discovered a present wrapped in gold, and his first ever birthday card.

Happy Birthday, Harry James Potter! (31/07/1980)

(Art by Mary GrandPré)

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territorialcreep:

the-laughing-cactus:

the-laughing-cactus:

guys im pretty sure the green powerpuff girl is a lesbian

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yeah that’s the one

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mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

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kyleyo:

when u wake up feelin productive

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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shiny-lugia:

yourpantseridan:

The Ogre fanclass.

Here we have an Ogre of Heart, and an Ogre of life.

The Ogre class has the power to have layers.

shrek is love

shrek is life

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